January 2012
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Reblog if you're not doing anything for New Years...
ragingbitchfest:
thinkinglovelylittlethoughts:
I have to drive home at 1am, a three hour drive, cause I work at 4am. WOO.
Drinking champagne and watching 30 Rock with my brother. Aaawwwwww yeah, livin the life.
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
pentagoat:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
that rules.
Damn I hope this is real.
December 2011
It's the last Friday of 2011!
I’m sitting on my butt! Editing pictures from a trip to the botanic gardens in Phoenix with my family! And making the schedule for the brewery next week! And begging my mom to make cookies!
I know you’re all thinking it: My cool is impressive.
And you’re right.
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I'm going to open a shoe store, and I'm going to...
Feetsa Hut. And the name alone will be so brilliant, I will never have to step foot in it or look at any feet ever. It will simply be wildly successful based exclusively on the name.
We’ll sell…like…Toms. Or something.
Feetsa Hut and all ideas associated with it are copyrighted to me, now.
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You know you're getting lazy when you've been...
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HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE
YOU
and the fact that your headlining quote is from Lester Bangs
<3 <3
Thanks astridonacid! Blushyhappy feeling has ensued :)
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We are almost back from the Flagstaff/Grand Canyon...
Internuts was hard to come by out there, but that didn’t stop brudder and myself from taking truly exorbitant amounts of video of us blathering on about nothing in various locales. So prepare for a triumphant stream of those photos and videos later on!
Note: the Grand Canyon stuff will be worth looking at. I will only be posting a few of the videos here, but they will all be available on...
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I had a request to narrate the clown story like it...
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A video I made to clarify some of the previous... →
WatchOh, i am the master of faces. This is me showing our weird/vintage/awesome hotel room. Little brother makes a cameo!
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Brother and I have traveled to Flagstaff...
We are checking out the grand canyon. Anyone around/ have any good flagstaff recommendations?
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“Ahh, Xmas Eve. Another pointless day where I accomplish nothing.”
– Bender
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My dogs are farting non-stop.
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Oh, and now I’m gonna post a bunch of pictures of myself. I may not have a beard, but I have decided I’m worth looking at this evening.
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So I was just on this guys’ blog, and he does a lot of stuff I don’t like. Like take tons of pictures of himself, his food, and casually tries to make himself sound all sweet and sympathetic but also like really successful. And it made me really mad. But then I found myself following him, because you see, this guy has a nice beard and appreciates good craft beer. And I’m...
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Going Big vs Going Home
Not every time, but SOME times, I’ll be out, and everyone around me is all rage-face-time-to-fuckin-PARRRTTYYYYYYY and I’ll be having a good time.
Then, somebody’ll like, call me out for not raging hard enough. And sometimes, they say it in this one specific way…
So the options have been laid out. And I must consider.
Go big? Have a rip-roaring night, one...
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6-word short stories
enchanting:
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. -Ernest Hemingway
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time -Alan Moore
Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses. -Richard Powers
The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly. -Orson Scott Card
Longed for him. Got him. Shit. -Margaret Atwood
Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth. -Vernor Vinge
(via)
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On the plus side, my abs look FANTASTIC
Well readers, it would seem that the terrifying bout of the ‘toilet trying to steal my soul’ syndrome has passed. After 50+ hours of not being able to keep down so much as a sip of water, I was finally able to eat and drink some, and have begun making my way back to planet earth. Unfortunately, that much ralphing does not leave the body unscathed. It was like doing a hundred thousand...
