February 2012
“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via beardandbanjo)
Feb 24th
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For all my complaining...
Having so much work to do is all my fault for loving all my jobs so much. I can’t help it that my love of beer, bossing people around, and getting to hang out with kids have become lucrative…* *the love of beer and love of hanging out with kids are obviously quite separate. Bossing people around is what I do at both jobs, though. How anyone stands me is a lucky mystery.
Feb 24th
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I grew up in a nice community where they will spend bazillions of dollars a year on snow plows to be known notoriously as the district that stays open when every other district in the county calls it quits. I did not get a single snow day until high school, when I filtered into the district that included more areas. Now I teach right back in the same snow-day hating district I grew up in,...
Feb 24th
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Edit: SNL last night EXCEPT the "What's Up With...
I hate that sketch.  That sketch needs to stop being a thing. 
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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SNL last night.
That is all.
Feb 19th
“Male privilege has been with us for — how long? Ten thousand years? A hundred...”
– Sara Robinson, on “Why Patriarchal Men Are Utterly Petrified of Birth Control — And Why We’ll Still Be Fighting About it 100 Years From Now” Everyone should read this article. (via coketalk)
Feb 18th
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Life is short. Drive fast. Leave a sexy corpse.
-Stanley
Feb 18th
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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“Why did he write to her, “I can’t live without you”? And why did she write to...”
– Carl Sandburg (via thansie)
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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I can’t be the only one who is pissed off that they really enjoy New Girl. …HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Eww the How It's Made about caviar defies my rule...
This is GROSS.
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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I have to admit I don’t totally hate having cable. I can watch How It’s Made, which is great. Was it worth staying home from work? I don’t know. But the guy also installed the webbynuts at the same time, making it DEFINITELY worth it. I’ve never come so close to hitting my cellular data limit before. So yeah, worth it. Despite its shortcomings, I love this house. ...
Feb 11th
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“To know peace man has to experience conflict. He has to go through the heroic...”
– Henry Miller (via thisfuckingbetterwork)
Feb 4th
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”
–  William Butler Yeats (via thansie)
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Today I’m teaching 7th grade English at the middle school I graduated from ten years ago. My fourth grade teacher is bopping about the building today, and most of my teachers still hold the same position today that they did all those years ago. It’s really freaking weird. A teacher with whom I did my practicum a few years back has since gotten married and impregnated and...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd