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yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

foggydisposition
You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn’t doing anyone any favors, least of all you. Insulting a woman’s looks when they have nothing to do with the issue at hand implies a lack of comprehension on your part, an inability to engage in high-level thinking. You may think she’s ugly, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.

Last night, my PDX ladies surprised the ever-loving crap out of me with a SECOND bachelorette party. The first one in Chicago was awesome, so getting a bonus party was so unexpected and amazing. 

It was also really different. The one in Chicago was SO big, even with how many people couldn’t come. I was overwhelmed with trying to talk to everyone and be social with all the different types of people there. This time, it was just me and a max of 4 girls at a time (one left early, then one met us later). We went out for a nice dinner with the most ridiculous drinks (giant pineapple filled with alcohol that tasted like pure pineapple! Whee!) on earth. I hadn’t had good sushi in a long time, so that was fantastic. 

Then we went to this killer beer bar (which I had been to before, but never had been able to get a seat) where a dude bought me a drink and hit on my single friend Susy for a while before his lovely gay brother informed me that dude was married. It really sucked since only moments before he started hitting on her, Susy was lamenting how hard it is to find a good dude and she feels kind of cursed. So that made me upset. 

Then we went to a karaoke bar where we karaoked a song I had never heard in my life. For whatever reason, boys talked to me a lot more than usual. Perhaps they were hoping I was doing that thing I’ve read some people on the internet do, which is bang a stranger at their bachelorette party. I was up for dancing, but only vertically.

Then we went to this crazy outdoor club. We somehow skipped the entire line. Still not sure how Cara pulled that off. There were lights and booming music and I danced with a gay guy for like an hour. This was pretty much my first club experience, and it was cool but the whole “constantly being unable to find members of even our small group” thing was frustrating. It felt cool though!

Then Joey picked me up, which was an extremely welcome end to the festivities as I was pretty exhausted. Definitely nicer waking up in my own bed than at the random Chicago hotel!

I’m such a lucky bitch, I swear.